Vanity Fair
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Chapters
- 1. Introduction 3:19 Free
- 2. Chapter 1: Chiswick Mall 14:55
- 3. Chapter 2: In Which Miss Sharp and Miss Sedley Prepare to Open... 20:42
- 4. Chapter 3: Rebecca Is in Presence of the Enemy 16:27
- 5. Chapter 4: The Green Silk Purse 28:52
- 6. Chapter 5: Dobbin of Ours 24:13
- 7. Chapter 6: Vauxhall I know that the tune I am piping is a very... 28:39
- 8. Chapter 7: Crawley of Queen's Crawley 17:47
- 9. Chapter 8: Private and Confidential 20:59
- 10. Chapter 9: Family Portraits 15:45
- 11. Chapter 10: Miss Sharp Begins to Make Friends 13:21
- 12. Chapter 11: Arcadian Simplicity 33:53
- 13. Chapter 12: Quite a Sentimental Chapter 19:10
- 14. Chapter 13: Sentimental and Otherwise 27:39
- 15. Chapter 14: Miss Crawley at Home 43:10
- 16. Chapter 15: In Which Rebecca's Husband Appears for a Short Time 19:49
- 17. Chapter 16: The Letter on the Pincushion 19:27
- 18. Chapter 17: How Captain Dobbin Bought a Piano 18:45
- 19. Chapter 18: Who Played on the Piano Captain Dobbin Bought 28:14
- 20. Chapter 19: Miss Crawley at Nurse 23:45
- 21. Chapter 20: In Which Captain Dobbin Acts as the Messenger of Hymen 22:39
- 22. Chapter 21: A Quarrel About an Heiress 20:52
- 23. Chapter 22: A Marriage and Part of a Honeymoon 20:58
- 24. Chapter 23: Captain Dobbin Proceeds on His Canvass 14:23
- 25. Chapter 24: In Which Mr. Osborne Takes Down the Family Bible 31:03
- 26. Chapter 25: In Which All the Principal Personages Think Fit to L... 44:54
- 27. Chapter 26: Between London and Chatham 17:35
- 28. Chapter 27: In Which Amelia Joins Her Regiment 14:56
- 29. Chapter 28: In Which Amelia Invades the Low Countries 21:12
- 30. Chapter 29: Brussels Mr. Jos had hired a pair of horses for his... 30:53
- 31. Chapter 30: "The Girl I Left Behind Me" 21:51
- 32. Chapter 31: In Which Jos Sedley Takes Care of His Sister 27:33
- 33. Chapter 32: In Which Jos Takes Flight, and the War Is Brought to... 37:43
- 34. Chapter 33: In Which Miss Crawley's Relations Are Very Anxious A... 23:13
- 35. Chapter 34: James Crawley's Pipe Is Put Out 38:24
- 36. Chapter 35: Widow and Mother 25:03
- 37. Chapter 36: How to Live Well on Nothing a Year 19:00
- 38. Chapter 37: The Subject Continued 33:42
- 39. Chapter 38: A Family in a Very Small Way 32:45
- 40. Chapter 39: A Cynical Chapter 20:52
- 41. Chapter 40: In Which Becky Is Recognized by the Family 19:17
- 42. Chapter 41: In Which Becky Revisits the Halls of Her Ancestors 26:16
- 43. Chapter 42: Which Treats of the Osborne Family 16:55
- 44. Chapter 43: In Which the Reader Has to Double the Cape 21:09
- 45. Chapter 44: A Round-about Chapter between London and Hampshire 22:41
- 46. Chapter 45: Between Hampshire and London 20:09
- 47. Chapter 46: Struggles and Trials 18:34
- 48. Chapter 47: Gaunt House 19:11
- 49. Chapter 48: In Which the Reader Is Introduced to the Very Best o... 25:57
- 50. Chapter 49: In Which We Enjoy Three Courses and a Dessert 16:57
- 51. Chapter 50: Contains a Vulgar Incident 20:54
- 52. Chapter 51: In Which a Charade Is Acted Which May or May Not Puz... 42:56
- 53. Chapter 52: In Which Lord Steyne Shows Himself in a Most Amiable... 22:56
- 54. Chapter 53: A Rescue and a Catastrophe 20:44
- 55. Chapter 54: Sunday After the Battle 20:06
- 56. Chapter 55: In Which the Same Subject is Pursued 35:35
- 57. Chapter 56: Georgy is Made a Gentleman 26:54
- 58. Chapter 57: Eothen It was one of the many causes for personal pr... 18:34
- 59. Chapter 58: Our Friend the Major 26:06
- 60. Chapter 59: The Old Piano 24:14
- 61. Chapter 60: Returns to the Genteel World 13:36
- 62. Chapter 61: In Which Two Lights are Put Out 31:06
- 63. Chapter 62: Am Rhein The above everyday events had occurred, and... 23:22
- 64. Chapter 63: In Which We Meet an Old Acquaintance 26:04
- 65. Chapter 64: A Vagabond Chapter 36:51
- 66. Chapter 65: Full of Business and Pleasure 18:20
- 67. Chapter 66: Amantium Irae 35:32
- 68. Chapter 67: Which Contains Births, Marriages, and Deaths 40:11
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As the manager of the Performance sits before the curtain on the boards and looks into the Fair, a feeling of profound melancholy comes over him in his survey of the bustling place. There is a great quantity of eating and drinking, making love and jilting, laughing and the contrary, smoking, cheating, fighting, dancing and fiddling; there are bullies pushing about, bucks ogling the women, knaves picking pockets, policemen on the look-out, quacks (OTHER quacks, plague take them!) bawling in front of their booths, and yokels looking up at the tinselled dancers and poor old rouged tumblers, while the light-fingered folk are operating upon their pockets behind. Yes, this is VANITY FAIR; not a moral place certainly; nor a merry one, though very noisy. Look at the faces of the actors and buffoons when they come off from their business; and Tom Fool washing the paint off his cheeks before he sits down to dinner with his wife and the little Jack Puddings behind the canvas. The curtain will be up presently, and he will be turning over head and heels, and crying, "How are you?"
A man with a reflective turn of mind, walking through an exhibition of this sort, will not be oppressed, I take it, by his own or other people's hilarity. An episode of humour or kindness touches and amuses him here and there—a pretty child looking at a gingerbread stall; a pretty girl blushing whilst her lover talks to her and chooses her fairing; poor Tom Fool, yonder behind the waggon, mumbling his bone with the honest family which lives by his tumbling; but the general impression is one more melancholy than mirthful. When you come home you sit down in a sober, contemplative, not uncharitable frame of mind, and apply yourself to your books or your business.
I have no other moral than this to tag to the present story of "Vanity Fair." Some people consider Fairs immoral altogether, and eschew such, with their servants and families: very likely they are right. But persons who think otherwise, and are of a lazy, or a benevolent, or a sarcastic mood, may perhaps like to step in for half an hour, and look at the performances. There are scenes of all sorts; some dreadful combats, some grand and lofty horse-riding, some scenes of high life, and some of very middling indeed; some love-making for the sentimental, and some light comic business; the whole accompanied by appropriate scenery and brilliantly illuminated with the Author's own candles.
What more has the Manager of the Performance to say?—To acknowledge the kindness with which it has been received in all the principal towns of England through which the Show has passed, and where it has been most favourably noticed by the respected conductors of the public Press, and by the Nobility and Gentry. He is proud to think that his Puppets have given satisfaction to the very best company in this empire. The famous little Becky Puppet has been pronounced to be uncommonly flexible in the joints, and lively on the wire; the Amelia Doll, though it has had a smaller circle of admirers, has yet been carved and dressed with the greatest care by the artist; the Dobbin Figure, though apparently clumsy, yet dances in a very amusing and natural manner; the Little Boys' Dance has been liked by some; and please to remark the richly dressed figure of the Wicked Nobleman, on which no expense has been spared, and which Old Nick will fetch away at the end of this singular performance.
And with this, and a profound bow to his patrons, the Manager retires, and the curtain rises.
LONDON, June 28, 1848