The Innocents Abroad
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Chapters
- 1. Introduction 1:09 Free
- 2. Chapter 1: For months the great pleasure excursion to Europe an... 15:21
- 3. Chapter 2: Occasionally, during the following month, I dropped... 7:22
- 4. Chapter 3: All day Sunday at anchor 7:20
- 5. Chapter 4: We plowed along bravely for a week or more, and with... 14:01
- 6. Chapter 5: Taking it "by and large," as the sailors say, we had... 12:01
- 7. Chapter 6: I think the Azores must be very little known in America 12:07
- 8. Chapter 7: A week of buffeting a tempestuous and relentless sea... 22:50
- 9. Chapter 8: This is royal! Let those who went up through Spain m... 10:50
- 10. Chapter 9: About the first adventure we had yesterday afternoon... 11:02
- 11. Chapter 10: We passed the Fourth of July on board the __Quaker C... 13:34
- 12. Chapter 11: We are getting foreignized rapidly and with facility 10:12
- 13. Chapter 12: We have come five hundred miles by rail through the... 20:08
- 14. Chapter 13: The next morning we were up and dressed at ten o'clock 18:57
- 15. Chapter 14: We went to see the Cathedral of Notre Dame 13:59
- 16. Chapter 15: One of our pleasantest visits was to Pere la Chaise... 21:47
- 17. Chapter 16: VERSAILLES! It is wonderfully beautiful 9:20
- 18. Chapter 17: We had a pleasant journey of it seaward again 18:11
- 19. Chapter 18: All day long we sped through a mountainous country w... 16:07
- 20. Chapter 19: "Do you wis zo haut can be?" 26:06
- 21. Chapter 20: We left Milan by rail 12:52
- 22. Chapter 21: We voyaged by steamer down the Lago di Lecco, throug... 15:24
- 23. Chapter 22: This Venice, which was a haughty, invincible, magnif... 19:23
- 24. Chapter 23: The Venetian gondola is as free and graceful, in its... 25:23
- 25. Chapter 24: Some of the __Quaker City__'s passengers had arrived... 16:59
- 26. Chapter 25: There are a good many things about this Italy which... 18:01
- 27. Chapter 26: What is it that confers the noblest delight 34:52
- 28. Chapter 27: So far, good. If any man has a right to feel proud o... 24:27
- 29. Chapter 28: From the sanguinary sports of the Holy Inquisition... 16:50
- 30. Chapter 29: The ship is lying here in the harbor of Naples—quara... 10:35
- 31. Chapter 30: Ascent Of Vesuvius—continued 17:31
- 32. Chapter 31: The Buried City Of Pompeii 16:12
- 33. Chapter 32: Home, again! For the first time, in many weeks, the... 26:39
- 34. Chapter 33: From Athens all through the islands of the Grecian A... 20:57
- 35. Chapter 34: Mosques are plenty, churches are plenty, graveyards... 24:35
- 36. Chapter 35: We left a dozen passengers in Constantinople, and sa... 9:34
- 37. Chapter 36: We have got so far east, now—a hundred and fifty-fiv... 5:37
- 38. Chapter 37: We anchored here at Yalta, Russia, two or three days... 21:54
- 39. Chapter 38: We returned to Constantinople, and after a day or tw... 15:26
- 40. Chapter 39: We inquired, and learned that the lions of Smyrna co... 8:52
- 41. Chapter 40: This has been a stirring day 17:13
- 42. Chapter 41: When I last made a memorandum, we were at Ephesus 12:55
- 43. Chapter 42: We are camped near Temnin-el-Foka—a name which the b... 11:24
- 44. Chapter 43: We had a tedious ride of about five hours, in the su... 11:58
- 45. Chapter 44: The next day was an outrage upon men and horses both 20:38
- 46. Chapter 45: The last twenty-four hours we staid in Damascus I la... 23:04
- 47. Chapter 46: About an hour's ride over a rough, rocky road, half... 16:16
- 48. Chapter 47: We traversed some miles of desolate country whose so... 24:51
- 49. Chapter 48: Magdala is not a beautiful place 20:23
- 50. Chapter 49: We took another swim in the Sea of Galilee at twilig... 18:22
- 51. Chapter 50: We descended from Mount Tabor, crossed a deep ravine... 19:22
- 52. Chapter 51: Nazareth is wonderfully interesting because the town... 25:25
- 53. Chapter 52: The narrow canon in which Nablous, or Shechem, is si... 10:48
- 54. Chapter 53: A fast walker could go outside the walls of Jerusale... 27:59
- 55. Chapter 54: We were standing in a narrow street, by the Tower of... 20:38
- 56. Chapter 55: We cast up the account 32:55
- 57. Chapter 56: We visited all the holy places about Jerusalem which... 8:04
- 58. Chapter 57: It was worth a kingdom to be at sea again 15:27
- 59. Chapter 58: The donkeys were all good, all handsome, all strong... 28:20
- 60. Chapter 59: We were at sea now, for a very long voyage—we were t... 6:20
- 61. Chapter 60: Ten or eleven o'clock found us coming down to breakf... 6:16
- 62. Chapter 61: In this place I will print an article which I wrote... 20:51
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This book is a record of a pleasure trip. If it were a record of a solemn scientific expedition, it would have about it that gravity, that profundity, and that impressive incomprehensibility which are so proper to works of that kind, and withal so attractive. Yet notwithstanding it is only a record of a pic-nic, it has a purpose, which is to suggest to the reader how he would be likely to see Europe and the East if he looked at them with his own eyes instead of the eyes of those who traveled in those countries before him. I make small pretense of showing anyone how he ought to look at objects of interest beyond the sea—other books do that, and therefore, even if I were competent to do it, there is no need.
I offer no apologies for any departures from the usual style of travel-writing that may be charged against me—for I think I have seen with impartial eyes, and I am sure I have written at least honestly, whether wisely or not.
In this volume I have used portions of letters which I wrote for the Daily Alta California, of San Francisco, the proprietors of that journal having waived their rights and given me the necessary permission. I have also inserted portions of several letters written for the New York Tribune and the New York Herald.